1. Even Jonghyun is looking down on you
2. You’re just about as real as kwanghee’s face.
3. You make sasaeng fans look normal.
4. I’d say you have onew condition but that would be a insult to onew.
5. You’re more of a diva than key
6. Even Boyfriend doesn’t want you as their girlfriend…
7. that is not fantastic baby…
8. You’re so cold even ice princess jessica can’t stand you.
9. The english parts in SM songs make more sense than you.