September 2012
That XX's meaning
Expectation: that boob, that booty, that pussy, that ass
Reality: That son of a bitch who doesn't treat you well like I would have if I had you, that made you cry alone.
August 2012
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teacher: tell me one thing about yourself that most people do not know
me: no
stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals
lulz4daiz:
and i’m like bitch, jaebal
I guess I'm old fashioned
- i think relationships should be taken seriously
- manners are always attractive
- caring about grades is attractive too
- chivalry is a plus
- saying “please” and “thank you” will blow my mind
I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to...
– Warsan Shire (via bluestwinter)
2 tags
heytinafey:
personallyundead:
Recess Opening Scene remake // ALL THE AWARDS!
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
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shellybean1234:
jeremyrennersperfectass:
here with a reminder about how all these sites looked like when they first started
Myspace:
tumblr
gaia
deviantart
youtube
It’s like looking at embarrassing baby pictures
Bias: *pulls me on stage*
Bias: What's your name?
Me: My wife.
Bias: Everyone! I would like you to meet My wife!
Me:
Bias:
His members:
Audience:
Cameraman:
His Manager:
PSC:
Japan:
Narnia:
Obama:
Jackie Chan:
My Parents: *facepalm*
My best friend: /to the person next to her/ I told her to say that.
Pretty Girl Crying: Shiny eyes, rosy cheeks, cute little sobbing noises.
Me Crying: Slowly dying walrus.
i’m weird ok
but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend
i mean fucking weird
awinduptoy:
m3beingm3:
abitcombustible:
awinduptoy:
dora the internet explorer
swiper the firefox
No wonder shes so fucking slow
oh my god